1.
Walking along.
Tripping over nothing.
Smashing my teeth on the concrete.
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Nope. Nope. Nope. |
2.
Food poisoning
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I would rather have 50 needles than 1 vomit. |
3.
Incurable RSI
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My shoulder has been hurting really badly for no reason lately... |
4.
SLUGS
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THE TERROR |